{"id":94,"date":"2008-05-06T05:13:46","date_gmt":"2008-05-06T10:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/s222061487.onlinehome.us\/GeekyThingz\/?p=94"},"modified":"2008-05-06T05:13:46","modified_gmt":"2008-05-06T10:13:46","slug":"darth-vader-strikes-at-the-church-of-the-jedi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/?p=94","title":{"rendered":"Darth Vader Strikes&#8230; at the church of the Jedi&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, the founder of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jedichurch.com\/\">Church of the Jedi<\/a> and friend were out practicing with his light saber when all of a sudden an intoxicated man yelling &#8220;Darth Vader&#8221; busted in on the function and started tearing up the place!<\/p>\n<p>Some things are just too strange to make up&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>&#8211; from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/story\/0,23599,23586943-13762,00.html\">news.com.au<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, the founder of Church of the Jedi and friend were out practicing with his light saber when all of a sudden an intoxicated man yelling &#8220;Darth Vader&#8221; busted in on the function and started tearing up the place! Some &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/?p=94\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}