{"id":42,"date":"2007-11-23T07:19:41","date_gmt":"2007-11-23T12:19:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/s222061487.onlinehome.us\/GeekyThingz\/?p=42"},"modified":"2007-11-23T07:19:41","modified_gmt":"2007-11-23T12:19:41","slug":"cant-sleep-clown-will-eat-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t sleep, Clown will eat me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who knows me well knows that I HATE CLOWS!! They freak me right the hell out!!<br \/>\n. Check out this YouTube clip of a man who shares my phobia!<\/p>\n<p><video>http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ppPhN6nFSRE<\/video><\/p>\n<p>Here is some more proof that Clowns are evil incarnate!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Coulrophobia\">Coulrophobia: The Feel of clowns- Wikipedia<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Evil_clown\">Wikipedia entry on Evil Clowns!<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.scaryforkids.com\/evil-clown-pictures\/\">Pictures of evil clowns! &#8211; scaryforkids.com (ya ya I know&#8230;.)<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ihateclowns.com\/\">http:\/\/www.ihateclowns.com\/ &#8211; &#8217;nuff said <\/a><\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/s222061487.onlinehome.us\/GeekyThingz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/it-pennywise-howling.thumbnail.jpg' alt='The Devil-pictured here' \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who knows me well knows that I HATE CLOWS!! They freak me right the hell out!! . Check out this YouTube clip of a man who shares my phobia! http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ppPhN6nFSRE Here is some more proof that Clowns are evil &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/?p=42\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.geekythings.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}